As we keep on this tide of stellar texts inspired by Matthew Salesses’ I’m Not Saying, I’m Just Saying (which you can now PURCHASE here), we have three new texts for you to let soak into your brain today.

xTx brings this tale of The Golden Fish.

Gregory Sherl’s poem, A History of Fish Sticks, of boats and beauty and seas.

And, this pick-up line by Alyssa Knickerbocker explores the Bad Joke side of the pickup line underbelly.